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Lettin'
the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting' it back in.
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If you're riding' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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If you get to thinking you're a person
of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain
lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter
came along and shot him .The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your
mouth shut.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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There's two theories to arguing with a
woman. Neither one works.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the
first thing to do is stop digging.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat
in a flock of sheep.
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The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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When you're throwing' your weight
around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
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There are three kinds of men:
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The ones that learn by reading.
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The few who learn by observation.
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The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence for themselves.